My New CV


Personal Statement

A twenty-something new mum, with messy hair and a can-do attitude. I am a quick learner and highly adaptable. I have a hands-on approach to all of my daily tasks and complete them to the best of my ability. In the future I aspire to go to bed later than 8pm and to finish a full cup of tea.

Key Skills

– An efficient nappy changer, regardless of brand or time of day

– An eye for detail, I can spot potential vomit a mile off and I am always prepared with muslins and/or my shoulder

– I can function on little to no sleep and often take the opportunity to nap

– I can shower and get dressed REALLY quickly

– I am a whizz when it comes to poppers

Previous Experience

– I have watched Super Nanny several times

– I know people who have babies. Like LOADS of people. I have even held some of them

– I have read at least one parenting book and subscribe to several forums which I have researched extensively

– I had a tamagotchi once

– I was also a baby once myself


– Posting photos of my baby with marginal differences to Instagram/Facebook

– Sending messages to people as if they were being sent from my son (“Hi Grandma, I have just woken up from my afternoon nap!” etc.)

– Ignoring/creating more housework

– Taking selfies with my baby (#cuddles)

References available on request!

0 thoughts on “My New CV

  1. I love your blog, it’s so funny and true!

    I’ve nominated you on my blog for the Liebster Award, hope you don’t mind. Basically you just answer the questions that I’ve put on and go on and tag your own people that you follow with less than 200 followers, it’s a way of blog promotion and a bit of fun at the same time.

    Keep blogging, it makes me laugh 🙂 x

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